September 2009
11 posts
Apple's Rock N' Roll!!! →
Can you say bad fucking ass? Well that is what I said, when I read and saw what Apple is doing with all there mp3 players. Check it out !
New skatepark opening here!!! →
FML of the Day!
fmylife:
Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML
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August 2009
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Tech Site Top Notch →
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I’m really happy you’re in my life right now annnd I just want you...
– My girlfriend
HAHAHA!!!!!!
fmylife:
Today, I got up the nerve to text the girl I’ve had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back “Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice.” Service was spelled wrong and when I looked it up, error message 3265 does not exist. FML
AWESOME.
Ask yourself.
How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
Which is worse, failing or never trying?
If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do?
When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?
What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world?
If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work...
Weekend
Wow, been so busy this weekend. I am getting a I phone tommorow or Tuesday. I need to work on some new stuff for the sake of my creativity side. I had a good weekend.
Lunch @ Work
Me: I have Golden Raisins, they taste so good.
Brandon: Dude you serious, I've never seen those, they taste any better than the purple ones?
Me: Yeah they are, my Dad buys them.
Tristan: Hahahah, golden raisins, too good to buy the purple ones.
Brad: They are called golden raisins because each pack cost $500,000.
Everyone: LOL
fmylife:
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend’s house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying “There’s a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]” Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
ahahaha…so glad I can read these @ work.
Busy Bee
Today I woke up at 6 a.m. made a big breakfest, went to work at 7 a.m., did some more training, and got off at 4 p.m. My friend was rolling a little late to come pick me up, then we went to his MMA gym and I did the Muay Thai class today for about an hour. IT was some pretty intense cardio, elbow striking, and boxing. By the time we were done, I was ready to hit the gym and lift some weights. I...
Sleep
I think I slept about 8hrs this WHOLE freaking weekend. I am sleeping early like a grandpa tonight.
LOL
fmylife:
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he asked me what day it was. I told him, “Friday.” He jumped up and ran over to the TV yelling, “Oh my God! Shark week is almost over!!” I was cock-blocked by the Discovery Channel. FML
LOL who does that
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